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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

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How to Become a Federal Criminal: An Illustrated Handbook for the Aspiring Offender

â€œSomebody with credentials has combed through a mountain of boring literature, highlighted all the ticklish parts and served them up for appreciation. This is an excellent book for people who like to start sentences with â€˜Did you know thatâ€¦â€™â€ â€”The New York Times

A hilarious, entertaining, and illuminating compendium of the most bizarre ways you might become a federal criminal in Americaâ€”from mailing a mongoose to selling Swiss cheese without enough holesâ€”written and illustrated by the creator of the wildly popular @CrimeADay Twitter account.

Have you ever clogged a toilet in a national forest? That could get you six months in federal prison. Written a letter to a pirate? You might be looking at three years in the slammer. Leaving the country with too many nickels, drinking a beer on a bicycle in a national park, or importing a pregnant polar bear are all very real crimes, and this riotously funny, ridiculously entertaining, and fully illustrated book shows how just about anyone can becomeâ€”or may already beâ€”a federal criminal.

Whether youâ€™re a criminal defense lawyer or just a self-taught expert in outrageous offenses, How to Become a Federal Criminal is your wonderfully weird window into a criminally overlooked sector of American government.

Country	USA
Author	Mike Chase
Binding	Kindle Edition
EISBN	9781982112530
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	Atria Books
Manufacturer	Atria Books
NumberOfPages	320
PublicationDate	2019-06-04
Publisher	Atria Books
ReleaseDate	2019-06-04
Studio	Atria Books

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