5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners
â€œIâ€™ll never forget the words my granddad said before he kicked the bucket. He said â€˜Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.â€™â€
â€œThe key to any marriage is spontaneity. Youâ€™ve got to be ready to leave at any time.â€

Bringing together some of the funniest, wittiest, and most cutting jokes the world over, Grant Tuckerâ€™s volume is the definitive collection of the quips comedians call â€œone-liners.â€ Short, sweet, and undeniably clever, one-liners hold a special place in the history of comedy, and the rise of Twitter and social media seems to have ushered in a new era of this comedic art form. With most people expressing themselves in 140 characters or less, there seems no better time to celebrate Grantâ€™s collection and the immortal one-liner.

Side-splittingly funny, 5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners has all the puns, zingers, and witty remarks you could ever ask forâ€”and many youâ€™d never dream of asking for. Â
- â€œMy granddad has the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the zoo.â€
- â€œA dyslexic man walks into a bra.â€
- â€œCorduroy pillows: theyâ€™re making headlines!â€
- â€œPromises are a bit like babies: fun to make but hard to deliver.â€
- â€œSchizophreniaâ€”together I can beat it.â€
- â€œDrugs are never the answer. Unless the clue is: â€˜Narcotics, five letters.â€™â€
Country USA
Brand Skyhorse
Manufacturer Skyhorse
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 9781616088545
ReleaseDate 2013-11-06
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781616088545

Country	USA
Brand	Skyhorse
Manufacturer	Skyhorse
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	9781616088545
ReleaseDate	2013-11-06
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781616088545

5,000 Sidesplitting Jokes and One-Liners

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