A Fashionably Dead Christmas: Hot Damned Series, Book 5

A Fashionably Dead Christmas: Hot Damned Series, Book 5

This is holiday paranormal romantic comedy novella for your reading pleasure!

Itâ€™s Christmas at the Cressida House and all Hell is breaking loose.

Tree? Decorated and lit. Elf on a Shelf? Seated with style. Baby Jesus on the mantle? Fourteen neatly in a row. Life sized Nutcracker? Creepy, but standing proud. Invitations sent to entire immortal family to celebrate the holiday? Possibly the stupidest damn thing Iâ€™ve ever done.

Mixing Heaven and Hell on my cousinâ€™s famous birthday seemed like such a brilliant idea. I wanted my babyâ€™s first Christmas to be specialâ€”memorable. Iâ€™d like chalk my heinous idea up toÂ having been fallen down drunk, butÂ that wonâ€™t fly as itâ€™s insanely difficult for a Vampyre to tie one on.Â So instead Iâ€™ll deal with obscene gifts from relatives, kidnapped rock stars and catering by Mother Nature.
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To complicate matters, our new family pet thinks the whole house is his toilet. Ethan and I canâ€™t even find a room with working lock on the door to spread a little holiday cheer.

Never, never again.Â Christmas from now on will be at a freakinâ€™ spa for the undeadâ€”no poles for dancing and no slumber parties with the Devil.
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I just have to make it through the next twenty-four hours without beheading a beloved one.

Merry freakinâ€™ Christmasâ€”and Happy New Year.
Country USA
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2015-12-15
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2015-12-15
Format	Kindle eBook