A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide

A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide to Saving the World: A Novel

"Cosmic and comic, full of philosophy, mysticism and celestial whimsy. Both profoundly wild and wildly profound."Â
â€”Charles Yu, author of How to Live Safely in a Science Fictional Universe

In the not-too-distant future, competing giant fast food factions rule the world. Leonard works for Neetsa Pizza, the Pythagorean pizza chain, in a lonely but highly surveilled home office, answering calls on his complaints hotline. Itâ€™s a boring job, but he likes itâ€”thereâ€™s a set answer for every scenario, and he never has to leave the house. Except then he starts getting calls from Marco, who claims to be a thirteenth-century explorer just returned from Cathay. And what do you say to a caller like that? Plus, Neetsa Pizza doesnâ€™t like it when you go off script.
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Meanwhile, Leonardâ€™s sister keeps disappearing on secret missions with her â€œbook club,â€ leaving him to take care of his nephew, which means Leonard has to go outside. And outside is where the trouble starts.
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A dazzling debut novel wherein medieval Kabbalists, rare book librarians, and Latter-Day Baconians skirmish for control over secret mystical knowledge, and one Neetsa Pizza employee discovers that you canâ€™t save the world with pizza coupons.
Country USA
Brand Melville House
Manufacturer Melville House
Binding Paperback
Color Multicolor
ReleaseDate 2014-01-14
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781612192642

Country	USA
Brand	Melville House
Manufacturer	Melville House
Binding	Paperback
Color	Multicolor
ReleaseDate	2014-01-14
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781612192642

A Highly Unlikely Scenario, or a Neetsa Pizza Employee's Guide to Saving the World: A Novel

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