Slap on these plastic glasses and you'll look like someone in Japan drew you for a website.
You'll still be able to see through the holes in the giant pupils, but the other people on the bus will probably not be making eye-contact with you anyway.
Get a pink wig and a Hello Kitty T-shirt and you're ready for the costume party.
Konnichiwa! These glasses are perfect for fans, or even otaku, of Japanese animation. Slipping these on allows you to mimic the large eyes of anime characters whether you're doing cosplay at Otakon or just talking to a fellow fan of Akira via Skype. Buy a bunch and you and your friends can act out your own anime and post it on the internet.