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An Unattractive Vampire

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An Unattractive Vampire

â€œA darned good read...finished it in one sitting. Charming characters Iâ€™d love to visit again.â€ â€” Lynsay Sands, New York Times best-selling author of The Argeneau series

"Thought vampires were dead? Well of course they are, but Jim McDoniel proves that don't have to be boring. Or sparkly."
â€” Veronica Belmont and Tom Merritt, Sword & Laser

Jim McDonielâ€™s debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bileâ€”also known as the CursÃ©d One, the Devilâ€™s Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrorsâ€”awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently heâ€™s just too uglyâ€”modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?

Country USA
Manufacturer Sword & Laser
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2016-03-15
Format Kindle eBook

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