Greetings, dear reader! 

Contained within this book are the script plus instructions for the weirdest at-home murder mystery dinner party you have ever attended. 

Here’s how it works: The host sends the invitations ahead of time and guests come dressed in character. The host takes part as one of the characters. All scripted dialogue occurs while seated for dinner. Improvisation is encouraged before dinner and between acts. The party lasts about three hours. 

To ensure every guest at your dinner party can take part in the fun, please purchase sixteen copies of this book, one for every guest. Alternatively, you may ask each guest to buy his or her own copy, but the guests must promise not to read the script ahead of time.

We warn you that there will be a great deal of vulgarity and tomfoolery at this party. Do not proceed if you are easily triggered, offended, or otherwise aggrieved. It is not G-rated.

Don't wait. 

An epic, hootenanny night awaits you.

Buy your copies today!