“She’s a nerd.â€
“Heyyyy!â€
“Okay, she’s a flight instructor.â€
“Better.â€
“He’s a ballplayer.â€
“The best that ever was.â€
“Technically, you aren’t according to MLB stats.â€
“See? Total nerd. She also has no filter.â€
“He’s no southern gentlemen.â€
“I had one last season to prove my worth.â€
“I’d never seen a game.â€
“He told me he was a player.â€
“She told me she was a lesbian.â€
“But you fell in love with me anyway.â€
“Yeah, baby, I totally did.â€