Badd Motherf*cker (The Badd Brothers)

Badd Motherf*cker (The Badd Brothers)

Your wedding day is supposed to be the happiest day of your life, right? Thatâ€™s what they say, at least. I went into that day hoping Iâ€™d get the happiest day of my life. What I got? The worst. I mean, you really canâ€™t get any worse of a day without someone actually dying. Â

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Soâ€¦I may have gotten just a little drunk, and maybe just a tad impetuousâ€¦Â

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And landed myself in a dive bar somewhere in Alaska, alone, still in my wedding dress, half-wasted and heart-broken.Â

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Eight brothers, one bar.Â

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Sounds like the beginning to a bad joke, yeah? Â

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I kinda think so. Â

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Wanna hear another joke? A girl walks into a bar, soaking wet and wearing a wedding dress.Â

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I knew I shouldnâ€™t have touched her. She was hammered, for one thing, and heartbroken for another. Iâ€™ve chased enough tail to know better. That kinda thing only leads to clinginess, and a clingy female is the last thing on this earth I need.Â

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I got a bar needs running, and only me to run itâ€”at least until my seven wayward brothers decide to show their asses upâ€¦ Â

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Then this chick walks in, fine as hell, wearing a soaked wedding dress that leaves little enough to the imaginationâ€”and Iâ€™ve got a hell of an imagination. Â

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I knew I shouldnâ€™t have touched her. Not so much as a finger, not even innocently. Â

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But I did.
Country USA
Brand Seth Clarke
Manufacturer Seth Clarke
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 9781941098547
ReleaseDate 2016-10-28
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781941098547

Country	USA
Brand	Seth Clarke
Manufacturer	Seth Clarke
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	9781941098547
ReleaseDate	2016-10-28
UnitCount	1
EANs	9781941098547

Badd Motherf*cker (The Badd Brothers)

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