Bill The Vampire: A Comedy of Undead Proportions (The Tome of Bill Book 1)

There are reasons we fear the night. He’s NOT one of them.

Bill Ryder was a dateless geek, but then he met a girl to die for. So he did. Sadly, that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke as a vampire but, fangs or not, he was still at the bottom of the food chain.

Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier, and a hell of a lot cooler than he is ... and they all want to kick his ass.

Bill isn't exactly average, though. A vamp like him hasn't been seen in centuries. He's got a few tricks up his sleeve, unlikely allies, and an attitude that makes him too damned obnoxious to quit.

Join him in this hilarious tale of bloodthirsty monsters and the unlikely hero who's not afraid to flip them all off, even if it gets him killed - again.

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Bill The Vampire is book one in the bestselling Tome of Bill urban fantasy series, a foul-mouthed misadventure through a world of supernatural horrors. If you're a fan of Jim Butcher or Kevin Hearne then you're in for a bloody good time.

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The complete Tome of Bill series order:

• Bill the Vampire (book 1)
• Night Stalker (series adventure)
• Scary Dead Things (book 2)
• The Mourning Woods (book 3)
• Holier Than Thou (book 4)
• Sunset Strip (series adventure)
• Goddamned Freaky Monsters (book 5)
• Half A Prayer (book 6)
• The Wicked Dead (book 7)
• Shining Fury (series adventure)
• The Last Coven (book 8)

Tome of Bill eBook categories:

• Horror Comedy
• Paranormal & Urban Fantasy
• Vampire Horror
• Vampires and Werewolves
• Superhero Science Fiction
• Action & Adventure Fantasy
• Humorous Fantasy
• Dark Fantasy
• Supernatural Thriller
• Urban Fantasy Thriller
• Science Fiction & Fantasy