Blazing Saddles - The Sexiest Natural Lotion Ever - Western

Blazing Saddles - The Sexiest Natural Lotion Ever - Western Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, and Sagebrush - Men's or Women's Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw
- WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE? This bottle brings the scent of a Western movie ridin' shotgun on your every day: leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush. It smells like you just walked off the set of A Fistful of Dollars or like Ennio Morricone wrote the soundtrack of your life.
- WHAT IS THIS LOTION? It’s a thick and creamy, not-at-all-oily-or-greasy, fast-absorbing, natural ingredient-havin', silky way to smooth your tumbleweed hands (and rest of you, but we're not gettin' in your business).
- WHAT DOES IT FEEL LIKE? This velvety mixture leaves your skin so happy... even non-lotion folks sing HALLELUJAH for wild west vegan lotion.
- IS THIS GOOD FOR ME? IS IT GOOD FOR THE PLANET? Outlaw products are made with integrity. This means recycled and/or recyclable packaging (including recyclable aluminum bottles), Leaping Bunny certified cruelty-free, natural and sustainable production practices, and Whole Foods approved ingredients (so you know it’s good!). We guarantee our products. If it’s not what you had hoped it would be, just get in touch with us and we’ll make it right.
- 8 OZ OF THIS LOTION LASTS ABOUT TWO MONTHS AND SOME CHANGE (depending on your use), makin' this about $0.20/day, which is a small price to pay for the best lotion in the West.
Even hardened outlaws need soft skin!

What does an Outlaw smell like? In short, an Outlaw smells like an American hero.

In long, an Outlaw smells like leather, sandalwood, gunpowder, sage, two kinds of campfire (the nighttime campfire and the daybreak campfire), and a little dirt. An Outlaw smells like the sexiest goldang thing you can imagine, and then about 12 times sexier than that.

An Outlaw is too old for 'Axe' and too young for 'Old Spice.' Too old for rot-gut whiskey and too young to give up whiskey outright.

This lotion could be used by the kind of cowboys that other cowboys sing about. This lotion will turn your post-shower routine into a slow-mo celebration of every. darn. reason you woke up this morning: because you have Things to Do.

But you don't have to do them too fast. Finish your sexy, sexy enlotioning first. And that's why it's called "the sexiest lotion ever."

Some people call this men's lotion, but we believe men or women can enjoy the smooth scent of leather, gunpowder, sandalwood, and sagebrush.
Country USA
Brand Outlaw Soaps
Binding Misc.
PartNumber BLAZ-NL
IsAdultProduct
Height 7
Length 2
Weight 0.5
Width 2
Size 8 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
NumberOfItems 1
ReleaseDate 0000-00-00

Country	USA
Brand	Outlaw Soaps
Binding	Misc.
PartNumber	BLAZ-NL
IsAdultProduct
Height	7
Length	2
Weight	0.5
Width	2
Size	8 Fl Oz (Pack of 1)
NumberOfItems	1
ReleaseDate	0000-00-00

Blazing Saddles - The Sexiest Natural Lotion Ever - Western Leather, Gunpowder, Sandalwood, and Sagebrush - Men's or Women's Lotion - 8 fl. oz. - Outlaw

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