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Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

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Bro Code for Parents: What to Expect When You're Awesome

The newest book in the New York Times bestselling â€œBarney Stinsonâ€ canon teaches prospective parents everything they need to know to have a legendary kid.

So youâ€™re going to be a parent.

You might be asking yourself a series of important questions:

Will I be a good parent? â€¢ Will I be able to afford this? â€¢ Can I ever have sex again?

Well, the answer to all these questions is a rock-solid no. But just because your existence is now a petrifying turd on the canvas of life doesnâ€™t mean your kid has to be as lame as youâ€™re about to become. Thatâ€™s why Iâ€™ve written this bookâ€”to teach you how to be an awesomommy or legendaddy.

The Bro Code for Parents will help you:

Choose a baby name that wonâ€™t get your kid stuffed into a junior high locker â€¢

Interview and hire a smokinâ€™ hot nanny â€¢ Teach your child instant classics like â€œThe Boobs on the Busâ€ and â€œBro, Bro, Bro Your Boatâ€

With full-color illustrations, interactive work sheets, and even suggestions for how to turn a stroller into a broller, The Bro Code for Parents gives you all the tools youâ€™ll need to raise your child to be almost as awesome as I am. Almost.
Country USA
Manufacturer Gallery Books
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2012-10-02
Format Kindle eBook
EANs 9781451690644

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