Buttswipes TED CRUZ Toilet Paper Funny Gag Gift Stocking Stuffer (ConstipaTed!)

Makes a perfect gag gift or stocking stuffer this Christmas! Can also be tree ornament!

The man with the most punchable face in America-- Lyin' Ted! Look at that mug! It deserves more than just a punch... it deserves a few swipes! This Christmas, if you look up and down the aisle and buy toilet paper with your conscience, this roll will definitely end up in your cart.

Each roll is individually shrink-wrapped with its own color label. 160 sheets per roll with the image of Teddy Boy's face printed on every sheet. Favorite toilet paper of Canadians and Cubans and both are so glad Texas claimed him!

Printed on virgin pulp paper with food-grade ink so it's actually safe to use! Also, all the pics are ACTUAL PHOTOS of the item, UNLIKE the other t.p sellers who Photoshop images onto a blank roll. Their rolls aren't shrink-wrapped and it's printed on cheap, single-ply napkin textured paper. Take a look for yourself!

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Buttswipes-- a gift that truly leaves its mark!