ever wondered how Steph Curry got so good at draining 3’s? SLAM DUMP
keep score and make sure everyone knows how successful you were in the bathroom
do your duty and one-up your friends high score while you're at it.
if someone tells you ‘hey I destroyed your high score by 10 points’ … you have the right to rebuttal - ‘I am sick of your crap!’
but seriously, did you hear the joke about the toilet? nevermind, it’s too dirty.
are you shopping for a gag gift, maybe even a white elephant present that's reasonably priced? cool. this is a pretty good option. Slam Dump comes with a hoop and backboard that you can stick to stuff in your bathroom, some balls, plus some other themed items that you probably wont need or for that matter use. Theres a good chance a dad, or someone who knows a dad will think this box set is funny. If you're still reading this, you are probably pretty desperate to find a 'I tried to find a comical gift for the _____ party, but I don't want to look like I tried that hard' gift. maybe just end your search here. all you gotta do is push that yellow button that says add to cart. but I'm not going to tell you what to do. really Im not. stop reading this. your relatives flew in from Phoenix to see you specifically. not you on your phone. but you in real life. now take a deep breath and go enjoy this time with your loved ones.