Dead Clown Barbecue

Dead Clown Barbecue

A man who finds a severed nose on a plate on his dining room table. A bell that can summon Satan (maybe). Casual Fridays at work that get out of control. A cheery outlook on the post-apocalyptic landscape. The final thoughts of a doomed skydiver. A girl punished by having to share a bed with her grandmotherâ€™s corpse. Revenge via baking a tarantula into a cake. A romance between two carnivorous genetically enhanced plants. And the lost tale of Fangboy.

These are only a few of the demented stories in DEAD CLOWN BARBECUE, a collection of twenty-nine gleefully macabre tales, seven of which were written just for this collection. Thereâ€™s even a brand new one about a ventriloquist dummy. Those things creep you out, right? Youâ€™ll laugh. Youâ€™ll scream. Okayâ€¦you probably wonâ€™t actually scream, unless you already had issues before you started reading, but you might cringe and get a little spooked.

Table of contents:

Introduction
Pett Semmuteary
Comeuppance
The Apocalypse Ainâ€™t So Bad
The Bellâ€¦FROM HELL!!!
Work/Life Balance
Stop Stabbing Me
Eight-Legged Vengeance
The Drop
Hereâ€™s What Happenedâ€¦
Pregnancy Test
Mr. Twitcherâ€™s Miracle Baby-Chopping Machine
The Carver
Push the Button
Specimen 313
My Knife Collection
Drain Bamage
Grammaâ€™s Corpse
Burden
Rough Draft
Fangboy and the Troll
Dead in the Water
Immunity
The Big Bite
We Believe
Poor Career Choice
True Hero
Chomp (A Cautionary Tale)
The Severed Nose
Dummy
Story Notes
Country USA
Manufacturer Gleefully Macabre Press
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2013-07-28
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Gleefully Macabre Press
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2013-07-28
Format	Kindle eBook

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