Diary of a Mad Bride: A Novel

Diary of a Mad Bride: A Novel

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said â€œyes.â€ Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!

What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?

A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the worldâ€™s ugliest bridesmaid dress....

My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....

â€” My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:

â€œWhat do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.â€

â€” My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:

â€œTo a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!â€

â€” My best friend, Anita:

â€œOh, screw congratulations. Of course Iâ€™m happy for you. Stephenâ€™s a major piece of ass and heâ€™s got a sense of humor. Just as long as youâ€™re certain this is what you want.â€

Would I survive this day after all....?
Country USA
Manufacturer Delta
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2015-06-17
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Delta
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2015-06-17
Format	Kindle eBook

Diary of a Mad Bride: A Novel

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