Diary of a Mad Bride

Diary of a Mad Bride

Once I was a sane, levelheaded professional woman. Then I said â‚¬Å“yes.â‚¬Â Now I am the lunatic bride I always made fun of!

What is it about getting married that turns normal people into total freaks?

A savvy, riotously funny novel, Diary of a Mad Bride is for anyone who has ever been a bride, is about to become a bride, yearned to be a bride, or suffered the sheer indignity of appearing in public in the worldâ‚¬s ugliest bridesmaid dress....

My wedding was starting in less than twenty minutes, and I was stuck in a 7-Eleven parking lot with popcorn kernels wedged in my gums and vanilla ice cream melting on my dress. It was a disaster too large to comprehend. After an agonizing year spent planning my wedding, could it really end like this? The voices chronicling a year of wedding hysteria swirled in my head....

â‚¬" My grandmother upon viewing my engagement ring:

â‚¬Å“What do you mean he gave you an emerald! Diamonds are eternal, emeralds say, maybe five years.â‚¬Â

â‚¬" My future father-in-law on the night of my engagement party:

â‚¬Å“To a happy marriage and, if necessary, a painless divorce!â‚¬Â

â‚¬" My best friend, Anita:

â‚¬Å“Oh, screw congratulations. Of course Iâ‚¬m happy for you. Stephenâ‚¬s a major piece of ass and heâ‚¬s got a sense of humor. Just as long as youâ‚¬re certain this is what you want.â‚¬Â

Would I survive this day after all....?
Country USA
Brand Delta
Manufacturer Delta
Binding Paperback
ItemPartNumber 0385335830_used
Color Pink
ReleaseDate 2002-01-02
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780385335836

Country	USA
Brand	Delta
Manufacturer	Delta
Binding	Paperback
ItemPartNumber	0385335830_used
Color	Pink
ReleaseDate	2002-01-02
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780385335836

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