*** This book is for adults only. *** What man wouldn't want a beautiful genie around to fulfill all his wishes, and I mean all his wishes? While this wasn't necessarily something Rick Hancock had ever thought about before, it is the exact situation he soon finds himself in. After coming home from a long, hard day of work in the big city, Rick soon finds an exotic bottle, and within that bottle, he soon discovers a smoking hot genie named Jizzy, who isn't only happy to make any of his wishes come true, but is exceptionally horny from literally being bottled up for hundreds of years. What is our poor hero to do? Hmm... While things might seem pretty straight forward from there, after a few hasty wishes, Rick soon finds himself mixed up in a universal struggle for power spanning multiple dimensions. First, his beautiful genie somehow gets abducted by a race of beings hellbent on killing all genies, and then they send a four-armed alien hottie to take Rick out on top of it (and I don't mean out on a date, though things do get interesting). While Rick has only worked as a salesman at a Fortune 500 investment company and has lived a pretty safe and comfortable life, now that his genie has been stolen, he has a choice to make. He can travel across vast dimensions of time and space to rescue her, or he can simply go on with his boring, do-nothing life. What would you do? Would you leave your pretty genie to a cruel fate, or risk your very life to save her's? I know what I would do, and the answer to that question is pretty simple for Rick too. Rick's obvious decision soon sweeps him away on an adventure where he crosses vast dimensions of time and space, meets beautiful alien women (that's the fun part!), and he inevitably even ends up making a deal with a devil to let loose hell itself in order to rescue his beloved genie. While that may not be the smartest thing to do, and Rick would agree with you, you have to admire the guy's dedication.
Will Rick's bumbling ways cause the destruction of the known universe? Will Jizzy be forced to wish herself into non-existence? Or, will thinking with his lower member...