ENKORE Coasters For Drinks Absorbent - DON'T FU&K UP MY TABLE - Passive Aggressive Funny Coaster Set 4 Pack In Dark Brown With Cork Backing, No Holder, Ceramic Prevent Water Damage To Wooden Furniture
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ENKORE Coasters For Drinks Absorbent - DON'T FU&K UP MY TABLE - Passive Aggressive Funny Coaster Set 4 Pack In Dark Brown With Cork Backing, No Holder, Ceramic Prevent Water Damage To Wooden Furniture
GREAT SENSE OF HUMOR - Let's face it, most of the coasters you see are SO boring. You may think "as long as they are functional I don't really care. A coaster can never be a center piece......UNTIL NOW! Our liquid absorbing coasters not only protect your furniture effectively against water rings, they are also designed to make your guests laugh! Admit it or not, you hand somebody a coaster so that they don't mess up. Now you can make your point without saying a letter.
A MEMORABLE GIFT THAT WILL NOT FADE AWAY - Do you want your gift to stand out from others? - These are a perfect addition to a wine basket given as a housewarming gift, holiday gift exchange, or a birthday present for men and women. Imagine the recipients face when they open the box and see the humorous coasters accompanying a bottle of his or her favorite red. They will surely serve as a conversation starter during your next party or gathering!
LARGER THAN STANDARD SIZE - While other similar coasters are barely 4 inch in size, our big 4.3 inch (11cm) size suits ALL drinking cups and Mugs, such as bourbon, highball, lowball, whiskey glasses, coffee mugs, tumblers, flasks, Mason jars, and large fountain drinks. SUPER HEAVY IN WEIGHT - MUCH HEAVIER & THICKER THAN COASTERS MADE OF silicone, rubber, glass, metal or some sandstone
OTHER SIMILAR COASTERS MAY ACTUALLY FU#K UP YOUR TABLE - Coasters elsewhere may look alike, but they aren't absorbent. Our cup mats are made of porous, thirsty, porcelain stone that absorbs condensation like a little desert. COMPETING PRODUCTS MADE OF WOOD OR CARDBOARD will easily become mouldy or rotten when in contact with moisture. Ours will last much longer even if you put icy water on them in a hot humid summer. After all you want coasters that won't fall apart after being used a few times
ENJOY OUR LIFETIME “NO STAIN” GUARANTEE - Taking care of our amazing customers is our #1 priority. We thoughtfully designed every aspect of our absorbent coasters. The laugh out loud element, size, and the extra back pad make them superior drinking fun coasters. If you aren’t completely happy with these 4 ENKORE bar Coasters, we will give you a full refund. You can click the yellow “Add to Cart” Button today with total confidence in the quality and effectiveness of our products!
This set of eye-catching, absorbent coasters with cork backing does NOT include a coaster holder. However, we offer a coaster holder for purchase separately at a discounted price when purchased with coasters. See the offer section for more details.
Care Instruction
To remove stains on coasters from spilled beverages, soak coaster in 1 part household bleach and 3 parts water until stain lifts, then rinse and air dry.