This is the original, authentic, almost unadulterated, best-selling 1990s classic that prepared the world for the advent of all that has transpired since. If you didn’t read it then, read it now.
This book is not the kind you’re used to. Because of that, we had none of your local planetary authorities review it. They would have undoubtedly missed the point and entangled both its content and intent in a barrage of human rhetoric while attempting to manipulate you into buying it. That would be contrary to this manual’s purpose. It is a transmission from fifth-dimensional sources that was written expressly for the awakening human population who asked that it be published. It is entirely unimportant as a piece of third-dimensional literature because its integrity and value are derived from the dimension your planet is about to enter. We hope you enjoy it. – Mission Control speaking for The Intergalactic Council