Fat Vampire: The Complete Series : A Vampire Horror-Comedy

Fat Vampire: The Complete Series : A Vampire Horror-Comedy Series

This collection contains ALL SIX BOOKS in the Fat Vampire series:
* Fat Vampire
* Fat Vampire 2: Tastes Like Chicken
* Fat Vampire 3: All You Can Eat
* Fat Vampire 4: Harder Better Fatter Stronger
* Fat Vampire 5: Fatpocalypse
* Fat Vampire 6: Survival of the Fattest

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DESCRIPTION FOR FAT VAMPIRE (BOOK 1 IN THIS 6-BOOK COLLECTION):

When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire.

And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

As Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire -- too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead -- he discovers in himself rare powers that few vampires haveâ€¦ and just in time too, because the Vampire Council might just want his head for being an inferior representative of their race.

Fat Vampire is the story of an unlikely hero who, after having an imperfect eternity shoved into his grease-stained hands, must learn to turn the afterlife's lemons into tasty lemon danishes.

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PRAISE FOR FAT VAMPIRE:

"Johnny is a phenomenal writer. This book is nothing short of hilarious. I started to read it at work, but had to stop almost immediately because I could not stop myself from laughing out loud."

"Humor drips from every orifice of this story which couples well with the hints of gore and danger ever present in vampire literature. I found it very entertaining and I wish I had drawn it out a bit more instead of cashing out in one sitting. Five stars, no regrets."

"At Last! An Original Vampire Story! I've read a fair few Vampire tales in recent years, and most are twilight clones, interview clones, or frankly bad fan fiction. This one is the first I've read for a long time that is genuinely original, well written, and also 'keeps to the rules'."

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Full descriptions for the other books in this series can be found here:

FAT VAMPIRE 2:
http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-Tastes-Chicken-ebook/dp/B009YNP8E2/ref=sr_1_5?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1363530067&sr=1-5

FAT VAMPIRE 3:
http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-All-You-ebook/dp/B00AVLLAHU/ref=sr_1_3?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1363530067&sr=1-3

FAT VAMPIRE 4:
http://www.amazon.com/Fat-Vampire-Harder-Stronger-ebook/dp/B00BSE3SP6/ref=pd_sim_kstore_1

FAT VAMPIRE 5:
http://www.johnnybtruant.com/fv5a

FAT VAMPIRE 6:
http://www.johnnybtruant.com/fv6a

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It's time to redefine horror novellas and vampire humor! Fat Vampire is equal parts satire, horror, and adventure. Unbuckle your belt and have your fill!
Country USA
Manufacturer Sterling & Stone
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2013-10-19
Format Kindle eBook

Fat Vampire: The Complete Series : A Vampire Horror-Comedy Series

This collection contains ALL SIX BOOKS in the Fat Vampire series:

It's time to redefine horror novellas and vampire humor! Fat Vampire is equal parts satire, horror, and adventure. Unbuckle your belt and have your fill!

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Country	USA
Manufacturer	Sterling & Stone
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2013-10-19
Format	Kindle eBook