I'd gladly pay you Tuesday for a Wimpy Bobble Head today. Don't miss the opportunity to own burger-addicted con man with this 7-inch tall plastic bobble head that features a happy Wimpy with a burger in his hand. J. Wellington Wimpy is Popeye's pal and the World's Biggest Hamburger moocher. Educated and intelligent, Wimpy is unfortunately also lazy an a glutton. His love for hamburgers is matched only by his dislike of paying for them.