Bisexual married couple Evan and Katrina go into the retail porn distribution business right after college. However, as the internet evolves and changes the world, particularly the world of porn (why buy it when it's free?), the happy couple is faced with losing their business and their lavish lifestyle. To make matters worse, after becoming a mother, Katrina orders Even to "stop being bi-sexual." Evan racks his brain to figure out how to survive in the retail porn business in an ever increasingly free porn world, and at the same time 'scratch his itch' that his wife has now placed off limits. The answer comes to him in the idea of installing a glory hole in his porn shop. Customers who no longer frequent the store to buy porn, because they now view their porn online for free, now start coming back for other reasons. *Warning- This bi/gay erotica flash fiction story of 3,600 words is not appropriate for all readers. It is sexually graphic, and it contains foul language and adult themes. Reader discretion is advised.