Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl

Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl

Meet Nick. Heâ€™s kind of dumb. Meet his wife, Amy. Sheâ€™s kind of a bitch. One day Amy goes missing. What happened? Find out...in GONE BITCH!

GONE BITCH is the hilarious new parody of Gone Girl which will have you on the edge of your seat, AND rolling on the floor. All your favorite characters from Gone Girl are here...but way funnier!

Thereâ€™s NICK DUNNE, who looooves lying to the police. For instance, Nickâ€™s alibi for the morning Amy disappeared is that he was shooting a major motion picture with Keanu Reeves. Nick doesnâ€™t seem particularly upset that his wife is missing, or particularly anxious to find her. But heâ€™s perfectly willing to stop by the searches for Amy...because he can try to pick up girls there using lines like, â€œLooks like MY search is over!â€

Thereâ€™s GO DUNNE, Nickâ€™s sister. Go makes out with Nick a lot, but donâ€™t get the wrong idea: they are NOT having sex. (Although they do hook up once in a while.)

Thereâ€™s AMY ELLIOTT DUNNE, whoâ€™s been married to Nick for five years and been making him miserable for even longer. Amyâ€™s sick and tired of pretending to be the type of girl all guys want but doesnâ€™t actually exist: the Hot And Not Completely Awful Girl.

Thereâ€™s RAND and MARYBETH ELLIOTT, Amyâ€™s parents, whose â€œIdiotic Amyâ€ book series chronicles the embarrassing moments of Idiotic Amy, a girl who looks suspiciously like Amy and does embarrassing things suspiciously like things Amy has done. The books have been a huge success, with millions of girls worldwide buying volumes like â€œIdiotic Amy Wets The Bedâ€ and â€œIdiotic Amy and the Guy She Had Sex With and Never Called Her Againâ€.

Thereâ€™s ANDIE, a student in Nickâ€™s Intro to Greeting Card Writing class whoâ€™s secretly hooking up with Nick. She tastes like butterscotch...but that might just be because Nick eats butterscotch sundaes right before he hangs out with her.

Thereâ€™s DESI COLLINGS, whoâ€™s been stuck in the friend zone with Amy since kindergarten. Desi still hopes that one day Amy will come around and want to take things to another level, but tragically, he fails to realize that no guy ever escapes from the friend zone.

And donâ€™t forget BONEY and GILPIN, the detectives investigating Amyâ€™s disappearance. They strongly suspect the crime scene in Nickâ€™s living room was manufactured, because grand pianos donâ€™t turn upside down by themselves.

With every page of GONE BITCH the tension builds:

Will Nick go to jail?
Will Amy ever return?
Will Nick ever get over his diarrhea from eating a search volunteerâ€™s Frito pie?

Youâ€™ll want to keep reading to find out what happens, but you might not be able to stop laughing long enough to do so!

You've seen the movie. You've read the book. Now read the parody that makes fun of both!

Get GONE BITCH today!

Country	USA
Author	Steve Lookner
Binding	Kindle Edition
Edition	1
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Sfuzzi Publishing
Manufacturer	Sfuzzi Publishing
NumberOfPages	161
PublicationDate	2014-09-19
Publisher	Sfuzzi Publishing
ReleaseDate	2014-09-19
Studio	Sfuzzi Publishing

Gone Bitch: A Parody of Gone Girl

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