Pentregoed was, to all intents and purposes, a typical Welsh university town, but there were two things that set it apart. Firstly, it was dull as ditchwater; if the students were looking for entertainment, they had to either hope the weather was nice enough to go to the beach, or spend their time in one of the three pubs in town, all of which were overpriced as all hell. The second difference was that Pentregoed took a slightly more lenient view of public nudity than was usual; it was still technically illegal, but the laws were seldom enforced. The combination of bored students and the ability to get naked in public led, predictably enough, to some memorable hi-jinks, particularly when it came to the initiations of the various sports societies. The cheerleaders in particular had a tendency to take things a little too far...