I definitely don't screw sassy little brats like Princess Alexandra – not even if she's the hottest mess I've ever seen, a whirlwind of public scandal and bad behavior. She's smart-mouthed, argumentative, and doesn't do a thing I say. And the idea of throwing her over my shoulder like a caveman makes my blood run hot. She's the ultimate in forbidden – bodyguards don't touch princesses. I could lose everything.