How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn

How To Keep Sparkly Emo Vampires Off Your Lawn

Back in the day, we never had a problem with these pesky sparkly vampires. Oh, we would get an occasional deer in the yard, or a squirrel, or even a raccoon, but never vampires. It was a peaceful, quiet little town in the Pacific Northwest called Spoon. We never caused anyone any trouble and they left us well enough alone.

But those days are gone. Now these emo vampires are everywhere. Not to mention those dang waxing werewolves. Itâ€™s getting to the point where you canâ€™t even have a beer in the backyard without some blood sucking freak moping about.
Country USA
Manufacturer 451ink
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2011-06-17
Format Kindle eBook

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