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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

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How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

Move over zombies and adolescent vampires.
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Thereâ€™s a new threat in townâ€”and itâ€™s only twelve inches tall. How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack is the only comprehensive survival guide that will help you prevent, prepare for, and ward off an imminent home invasion by the common garden gnome. Once thought of as harmless yard decorations, evidence is mounting that these smiling lawn statues are poised and ready to wreck havoc. The danger is real. And itâ€™s here.Â Â Â Â
Â Â Class 1 gnome-slayer and gnome defense expert Chuck Sambuchino has developed a proven systemâ€”Assess, Protect, Defend, Applyâ€”for safeguarding property, possessions, and loved ones. Strategies include step-by-step instructions for gnome-proofing the average dwelling, recognizing and interpreting the signs of a gathering hoard, andâ€”in the event that a secured perimeter is breachedâ€”confronting and combating the attackers at close range.
Country USA
Brand Ten Speed Press
Manufacturer Ten Speed Press
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 45 Colour Photographs and Illustrations
Color White
ReleaseDate 2010-09-07
UnitCount 1
EANs 9781580084635