How to Survive a Garden Gnome Attack: Defend Yourself When the Lawn Warriors Strike (And They Will)

How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

A Practical Guide to Racism

How to Tell If Your Cat Is Plotting to Kill You (The Oatmeal Book 2)

5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth (And Other Useful Guides) (The Oatmeal Book 1)

Garden Gnomes Have Issues