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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

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How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety: And Abstinence, Drugs, Satanism, and Other Dangers That Threaten Their Nine Lives

The cats of America are under siege!Â
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Long gone are the good old days when a catâ€™s biggest worries were mean dogs or a bath. Modern cats must confront satanists, online predators, the possibility of needing to survive in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and countless other threats to their nine lives.

For over four decades, the American Association of Patriots have stood at the vanguard of our country's defense by helping to prepare our nation's cat owners for the difficult conversations they dread having with their pets. Written in a simple Q&A format, How to Talk to Your Cat About Gun Safety answers crucial questions such as, â€œWhat is the right age to talk to my cat about the proper use of firearms?â€ and â€œWhat are the benefits of my cat living a lifestyle of abstinence?â€ and especially â€œWhy does my cat need to use the internet? Canâ€™t he just play with yarn like cats used to do?â€

Our countryâ€”and our catsâ€”stand at a precipice. It will take courage, and it will take hard work, but armed with the knowledge within these pages, we can make our catsâ€”and Americaâ€”great again!
Country USA
Manufacturer Crown
Binding Kindle Edition
ItemPartNumber 3
ReleaseDate 2016-10-04
UnitCount 1
Format Kindle eBook

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