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I Hate Everyone, Except You

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I Hate Everyone, Except You

From the bestselling author, beloved television host, and â€œarbiter of style and good taste in all areasâ€ (People) comes a hilariously candid, deliciously snarky collection of essays about his journey from awkward kid to slightly-less-awkward adult.

Clinton Kelly is probably best known for teaching women how to make their butts look smaller. But in I Hate Everyone, Except You, he reveals some heretofore-unknown secrets about himself, like that heâ€™s a finicky connoisseur of 1980s pornography, a disillusioned critic of New Jerseyâ€™s premier water parks, and perhaps the worldâ€™s least enthused high-school commencement speaker.

Whether heâ€™s throwing his baby sister in the air to jumpstart her cheerleading career or heroically rescuing his best friend from death by mud bath, Clinton leaps lifeâ€™s social hurdles with aplomb. With his signature wit and relatable voice, he shares his unique ability to navigate the stickiest of situations, like find true love in a crowded gay bar or deciding whether itâ€™s acceptable to eat chicken wings with a fork on live television (spoiler: itâ€™s not). Clinton delves into all these outrageous topicsâ€”and many moreâ€”in this thoroughly unabashedly frank and uproarious collection.

Country	USA
Author	Clinton Kelly
Binding	Kindle Edition
Edition	Reprint
EISBN	9781476776958
Format	Kindle eBook
Label	Gallery Books
Manufacturer	Gallery Books
NumberOfPages	240
PublicationDate	2017-01-10
Publisher	Gallery Books
ReleaseDate	2017-01-10
Studio	Gallery Books

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