I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting

Following the success of Go the F**k to Sleep, Confessions of a Scary Mommy, and Ketchup Is a Vegetable, a collection of funny, warm, and charmingly profane tales from the frontlines of parenthood by the author of the popular Baby Sideburns blog.

Once upon a time you and your partner had a perfect life: dinners out, weekend mornings cuddling in bed, brunch with friends. Then you gave birth to a poop machine (or two). Now, it's all about the pediatrician, breast pumps, princess dresses, and minivans. And discovering that your pride and joy is actually a little A-hole. When your son wakes you up at 3:00 A.M. because he wants to watch Caillou, he's an a-hole. When your daughter outlines every corner of your living room with a purple crayon, she's an a-hole. When your rug rats purposely paint the kitchen ceiling with their smoothies, they're a-holes. At times like these, it's only natural to want to kill them (or yourself). But it's against the law (and there's the suicide hotline). Plus, there's that whole loving them more than anything in the whole world thing. In I Heart My Little A-Holes, Karen Alpert shares hilarious stories, lists, and deep thoughts on the joys and horrors of raising children. Accompanied by cheery illustrations and photos I Heart My Little A-Holes will make you laugh so hard you'll wish you were wearing a diaper.
Country USA
Brand William Morrow & Company
Manufacturer William Morrow
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber Illustrated
ReleaseDate 2014-04-08
UnitCount 1
Format Illustrated
UPCs 884563100878
EANs 0884838402935

Country	USA
Brand	William Morrow & Company
Manufacturer	William Morrow
Binding	Hardcover
ItemPartNumber	Illustrated
ReleaseDate	2014-04-08
UnitCount	1
Format	Illustrated
UPCs	884563100878
EANs	0884838402935

I Heart My Little A-Holes: A bunch of holy-crap moments no one ever told you about parenting