If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

â€œUttering lines that send liberals into paroxysms of rage, otherwise known as â€˜citing facts,â€™ is the spice of life. When I see the hot spittle flying from their mouths and the veins bulging and pulsing above their eyes, well, thatâ€™s when I feel truly alive.â€

So begins If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyâ€™d Be Republicans, Ann Coulterâ€™s funniest, most devastating, and, yes, most outrageous book to date.

Coulter has become the brightest star in the conservative firmament thanks to her razor-sharp reasoning and biting wit. Of course, practically any time she opens her mouth, liberal elites denounce Ann, insisting that â€œSheâ€™s gone too far!â€ and hopefully predicting that this time it will bring a crashing end to her career.

Now you can read all the quotes that have so outraged her enemies and so delighted her legions of fans. More than just the definitive collection of Coulterisms, If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyâ€™d Be Republicans includes dozens of brand-new commentaries written by Coulter and hundreds of never-before-published quotations. This is Ann at her best, covering every topic from A to Z. Here youâ€™ll read Coulterâ€™s take on:

â€¢ Her politics: â€œAs far as Iâ€™m concerned, Iâ€™m a middle-of-the-road moderate and the rest of you are crazy.â€
â€¢ Hillary Clinton: â€œHillary wants to be the first woman president, which would also make her the first woman in a Clinton administration to sit behind the desk in the Oval Office instead of under it.â€
â€¢ The environment: â€œGod gave us the earth. We have dominion over the plants, the animals, the trees. God said, â€˜Earth is yours. Take it. Rape it. Itâ€™s yours.â€™â€
â€¢ Religion: â€œItâ€™s become increasingly difficult to distinguish the pronouncements of the Episcopal Church from the latest Madonna video.â€
â€¢ Global warming: â€œThe temperature of the planet has increased about one degree Fahrenheit in the last century. So imagine a summer afternoon when itâ€™s 63 degrees and the next thing you know itâ€™s . . . 64 degrees. Ahhhh!!!! Run for your lives, everybody! Women and children first!â€
â€¢ Gun control: â€œMass murderers apparently canâ€™t read, since they are constantly shooting up â€˜gun-free zones.â€™â€
â€¢ Bill Clinton: â€œBill Clintonâ€™s library is the first one to ever feature an Adults Only section.â€
â€¢ Illegal aliens: â€œI am the illegal alien of commentary. I will do the jokes that no one else will do.â€

If Democrats Had Any Brains, Theyâ€™d Be Republicans is a must-have for anyone who loves (or loves to hate) Ann Coulter.

From the Hardcover edition.
Country USA
Brand Crown Forum
Manufacturer Forum Books
Binding Paperback
Color Red
ReleaseDate 2008-08-26
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780307408952

Country	USA
Brand	Crown Forum
Manufacturer	Forum Books
Binding	Paperback
Color	Red
ReleaseDate	2008-08-26
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780307408952

If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans

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