I'm Fine...And Other Lies

I'm Fine...And Other Lies

â€œWhitney Cummings has written a book about being, well, not fineâ€”and what to do when you find yourself with brutal anxiety and a co-dependency disorder; all in her trademark wit, humor, and honesty. This book, however, is fine as hell.â€â€”Sophia Amoruso, author of #Girlboss

â€œThe funniest cry for help you'll read this year.â€â€”BJ Novak

Well, well, well. Look at you, ogling my book page....I presume if youâ€™re reading this it means you either need more encouragement to buy it or we used to date and youâ€™re trying to figure out if you should sue me or not.
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Here are all the stories and mistakes Iâ€™ve made that were way too embarrassing to tell on stage in front of an actual audience; but thanks to not-so-modern technology, you can read about them here so I donâ€™t have to risk having your judgmental eye contact crush my self-esteem. This book contains some delicious schadenfreude in which I recall such humiliating debacles as breaking my shoulder whileÂ trying to impress a guy, coming very close to spending my life in a Guatemalan prison, and having my lacerated ear sewn back on by a deaf guy after losing it in a torrid love affair. In addition to hoarding mortifying situations thatâ€™ll make you feel way better about your choices, Iâ€™ve also accumulated a lot of knowledge from therapists, psychotherapists, and psychopaths, which can probably help you avoid making the same mistakes Iâ€™ve made. Think of this book as everything youâ€™d want from the Internet all in one place, except without the constant distractions of ads, online shopping, and porn.
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Iâ€™m not sure what else to say to say, except that you should buy it if you want to laugh and learn how to stop being crazy. And if we used to date, see you in court.
Country USA
Manufacturer G.P. Putnam's Sons
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2017-10-03
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	G.P. Putnam's Sons
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2017-10-03
Format	Kindle eBook

I'm Fine...And Other Lies

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