I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It:

I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty

Welcome to Middle Age! Please check your functioning internal thermostat and razor-sharp memory at the door and pour yourself a nice, stiff drink...

Jenna McCarthy might be forty-something, but she doesnâ€™t feel forty-something. She certainly doesnâ€™t look forty-something. (Actually she does, but sheâ€™s in denial so maybe donâ€™t mention it?) And between complaining about how tired she is, trying to remember what she came in here for and wondering whether she drinks too much, she does not have time for a crisis.

She has, however, had time to crack the mysterious midlife code. Sheâ€™s figured out how to tame her muffin top, keep the spark in her marriage and probably not die a fiery hoarderâ€™s death. Sheâ€™s learned the trick to looking ten years younger and the secret to feeling ten times happier . And sheâ€™s discovered the one thing she will need to do for the rest of ever if sheâ€™s going to continue to refuse to â€œdress her age.â€

Tackling everything from cosmetic surgery and financial panic to skinny jeans and the meaning of life, Iâ€™ve Still Got It... is a middle age manifesto filled with hilarious misadventures, humiliating confessions and occasional (hot) flashes of genius.
Country USA
Manufacturer Berkley
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2014-07-01
Format Kindle eBook

I've Still Got It...I Just Can't Remember Where I Put It: Awkwardly True Tales from the Far Side of Forty