Typical, when I meet the man of my dreams—he is on his honeymoon. This is the story of my life. Most of my time is spent working and the only excitement I get is re-organising a cupboard on my day off. I get my kicks from watching reality TV and talking to my potted plant Malcolm. My family is desperate to marry me off to just about anybody because I am known locally as the weird one because I’m still single at 30. Tinder is no longer my friend and I am in serious need of a life makeover. So, to escape my sad and lonely life I organised a trip away with my four closest friends. Far from being a relaxing week of sun, sand, sea, and tequila it quickly descends into chaos. Who knew that one week away would change so many lives forever? PS: If you’ve ever wondered what your Cabin Crew get up to on a stopover—prepare to never look at them in the same way again.