Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The

Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons (Laughter Medicine)

If ever there was a time of year in which we need a sense of humor, itâ€™s the holidays in Americaâ€”and the latest little book in this best-selling series is here to help! Brimming with Americaâ€™s funniest stories, one-liners, cartoons, quotes, and jokes, this side-splitting collection explodes the myth that the holidays are the picture of clean homes, well-behaved children, meticulously wrapped gifts, absolutely perfect food, distinguished guests, and perpetual, shiny white smiles. Here is just a sampling of the holiday havoc we all recognizeâ€”and love:

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Â â€œThanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence.â€Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â â€”Erma BombeckÂ Â Â Â Â Â Â

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Â Last Christmas morning, after all the presents were opened,

it was clear that my five-year-old son wasnâ€™t thrilled with the ratio

of toys to clothes heâ€™d received. As he trudged slowly up the stairs,

I called out, â€œHey, where are you going?â€

Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â â€œTo my room,â€ he said, â€œto play with my new socks.â€

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â€œThe one thing women donâ€™t want to find in their stockings on Christmas morning is their husband.â€Â Â Â Â Â Â Â â€”Joan Rivers
Country USA
Manufacturer Trusted Media Brands
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2012-10-11
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Trusted Media Brands
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2012-10-11
Format	Kindle eBook

Laughter, the Best Medicine: Holidays: Ho, Ho, Ha! The Merriest Jokes, Quotes, and Cartoons (Laughter Medicine)

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