Lost in the Castle of the Lesbian Vampire Ex (Lost in the ... Book 1)
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Lost in the Castle of the Lesbian Vampire Ex (Lost in the ... Book 1)
You are Lisa Ghast. Vampire hunter, hero, badass. You've been called on for a very special job. The vampire Mary Carmilla has mastered a ritual, performed on the Winter Solstice. The summer is not returning. The nights continue to grow longer, and dark creatures rise from the shadows. If you are not successful, the Undead will conquer the world. Humanity will be subjugated by the walking corpses. And you were chosen for this weighty task, because you are Mary's ex-girlfriend.
Adventure through Castle La Sombra, seeking elemental allies to let you stop Mary! Search out equipment and items that will help you survive! Face demons, spirits, undead, and aberrant creatures! Lose, repeatedly! Get enslaved by a black short-stack vampire with a fondness for cooking sweets and feeding them to her human slaves! Get swarmed by zombies and be the center of an affectionate oral gangbang! Find yourself marked by a demonic satyr whose appetite for sex is only overshadowed by her desire to make your life hell! Find yourself hypnotized, over, and over again! And get mocked relentlessly by Mary for disappointing her! All this and more, with 28 perverse bad endings, one ambiguously positive ending, and one super-happy ending! And remember: Losing is fun.
Kinks vary by bad end, but the most central fetishes are Hypnosis, Monster-Girl Transformation, Female to (feminine) Male Transformation, Bondage, and Anal stimulation, in 61,000 words.