Lindy McPherson is a self-proclaimed nerd and animal lover who dreams of owning her own pet store. She’s also pictured herself falling head-over-heels with a like-minded nerd whose passion for fur-creatures is immeasurable. The only progress she’s made toward living-the-dream is to work at a pet store, and the only guy who’s paid her any attention – not for the right reasons – is the handsome stiff-as-a-board schmuck next door. It would take a genie and magic lamp to get the dream. Since neither were real…