Magical Glow in the Dark Unicorn Sharts in a Jar, Premier 1971 Vintage Aged to Perfection, Marzipan Vanilla Cream Scent of Scotland's Unicorns, Certificate of Authenticity, Cruelty & Gluten Free,Vegan

Unicorn's poop rainbows and fart glitter so you will see a little of both in MAGICAL UNICORN SHARTS IN A JAR.
Marzipan with a Hint of Vanilla Cream is the Sweet Aroma of the Unicorn Blessing from the hills
surrounding Rothesay Castle, the first to use a Unicorn in their Royal Coat of Arms.
We obtained an official Questing Unicorn License from the Department of Natural Unicorns of the Unicorn Hunters of Lake Superior State University.
Please note: No Unicorns were injured or killed while capturing the UNICORN SHARTS
Sweet Talk was our questing device and NO VIRGINS were used as bait.
NO ARTIFICIAL Light was used to lure the unicorns as we surprised them at sunrise to capture the
rarely seen MAGICAL GLOW IN THE DARK UNICORN SHARTS.

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They are Gluten Free, Vegan, Cruelty-Free, 100% Certified Organic, Truth in Labeling of Natural Ingredients and Green Office Certified.

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