Jake is neighbors with a muscle-head named Brett. His neighbor is married to an aggravatingly alluring woman in glasses named Ruth who sure looks painfully good in a sundress. Ruth doesn't think much of herself and Jake blurts out that he's masturbated over her. Instead of being angry, Brett encourages Jake to show her.
An embarrassed Jake does just that, and Sunday get-togethers on the porch take on a whole new meaning.