Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

SOON TO BE A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE FROM 20TH CENTURY FOX

Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.

My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousinâ€™s wedding.

Weâ€™ve been told by the bride that bringing dates is â€œmandatoryâ€ so we â€œwonâ€™t harass all of my friends all nightâ€ and â€œstay under control.â€ Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable â€˜does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!â€™ questions, weâ€™d rather bring complete strangers and just figure it outâ€¦

Weâ€™re both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trainedâ€¦love our mother, have seen Love Actually several timesâ€¦raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys.â€¦You should be attractive or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive or one of our uncles might grope you.

Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the â€œactivity partnersâ€ section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousinâ€™s wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up withâ€”featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaursâ€”immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the â€œInternet famous.â€

In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark, off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad), to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank), to proper sexting etiquette, and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away). With the incredible comedic chemistry of Vince Vaughn and Owen Wilson in Wedding Crashers and the uncensored honesty of Tucker Max, Mike and Dave insist thereâ€™s nothing wrong with just seeing where life takes you.
Country USA
Manufacturer Gallery Books
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2015-05-19
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Gallery Books
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2015-05-19
Format	Kindle eBook

Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates: And a Thousand Cocktails

You might also like...