Nature's D'ck Pics Funny White Elephant Gag Gift Wall Calendar
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Nature's D'ck Pics Funny White Elephant Gag Gift Wall Calendar
2019 VERSION NOW AVAILABLE HERE: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07GFST448"100% All Natural Wall Enhancement" "PSFW (Probably Safe for Work)"
Sexy. Hilarious. Witty. Nature's D* ck Pics 2018 Calendar is quite possibly the funniest wall calendar you can buy. We've put together a new collection of nature's finest shafts that will take you on a visually stimulating, 12-month photographic journey in 2018.
The calendar is definitely a PG take on a MA subject and is the perfect gift for him or her and for any fun occasion including: white elephant gift, secret santa gift, dirty santa gift, gift exchange, birthday gift, mens gift, husband gift, fathers gift, office gift, boyfriend gift, gift for guys, yankee swap gift, gag gift, prank gift, hipster gift, bar mitzvahs, bachelorette party and more!
New for 2018 1) GOING GREEN - we now have an FSC (Forest Stewardship Council) approved seal and we are using a sustainable printing company that prints with recycled paper! 2) MOON PHASES - requested by many last year, now included this year 3) BONUS PAGE - Oct 2017 - Dec 2017 calendar page
Our 2017 Nature's D* ck Pics calendar was rated 5 Stars both Amazon and Etsy users...here's what some of them said... "Literally the best purchase I have ever made in my life from Amazon or anywhere." "Mother Nature looking good....." "It has not disappointed. Every time someone walks in my office, they claim "you know, that looks like a pen*s". I get to act like they're all dirty minded hoe$, when really I'm chuckling inside!"
Select places featured in calendar: Arches National Park, Kodachrome State Park, Bromore Cliffs, Goblin Valley State Park, Cappadocia Fairy Chimneys, Pinnacles, Canyon de Chelly and more