New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A

New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short)

Comedian, blogger and essayist Samantha Irby isÂ notÂ going to be a better person this year than she was last. Nope. With a small group of woo-woo others, Irby sets seventy micro-resolutions, and thenâ€”with the rest of usâ€”she fails at almost every single one of them.
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Thoughtful, witty, poignantâ€”the failed intentions inÂ New Year Same TrashÂ will make you laugh and cry. Because you know youâ€™ve been there. You canâ€™t wake up in time to go to brunch. Swimming three times a week? Who are you kidding. Youâ€™re not going to shower every day or pack your lunch every day. Youâ€™re definitely not going to choose aÂ smartÂ movie over mindless entertainment, because youâ€™re tired. Youâ€™re lazy. And, no, youâ€™re never going to be a positive thinker. â€œI didnâ€™t do this. Iâ€™m gonna. Maybe.â€ Donâ€™t worry. Itâ€™s okay. Thereâ€™s always next year. Instantly recognizable to anyone whoâ€™s ever failed to make goals and stick with them,Â New Year Same TrashÂ will bring hilarious relief.

A Vintage Shorts Original. An ebook short.
Country USA
Manufacturer Vintage
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2017-01-24
Format Kindle eBook

New Year, Same Trash: Resolutions I Absolutely Did Not Keep (A Vintage Short)