Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

Moms have a lot to say, and theyâ€™re not shy about letting it all out. The same women who breathe life into our limbs also smother us with their ominous, clever, and oh-so celebrated wordsâ€”life lessons taught in the blink of an eye.

There are the extraordinary one-liners: When you get to be my age, youâ€™ll understand. Because I said so, thatâ€™s why. And the hilarious side-pokers: Always wear clean underwear. Donâ€™t eat yellow snow. Then there are those unusual â€œmomismsâ€ that totally mess with the offspring mind. This is especially true if you were told to only remove the fuzz from one-half of your legs when you were just thirteen years old.

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons Weâ€™ve Learned from Our Mothers blends more than forty heart-warming, funny, and authentically told stories about the craziness of being reared and raised with the hard-hitting anecdotes that kept our mothers sane. Some of the tales will make you laugh; some will make you cry; and a few will leave you questioning how we ever survived our childhoods, let alone learn a few lessons. Although they may at times seem a little faulty, our mothers (and motherly figures) could drive like Andretti, cook like Julia Child, and shake someone up like an Italian mobster. Weâ€™ve survived and thrived, and never forgotten their enlightening words. We were listening after all.

Now sit up straight!
Country USA
Manufacturer Blue Lobster Book Co.
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2015-04-30
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	Blue Lobster Book Co.
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2015-04-30
Format	Kindle eBook

Only Trollops Shave Above the Knee: The Crazy, Brilliant, and Unforgettable Lessons We've Learned from Our Mothers

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