Professional Pineapple Slicer / Corer / Cutter. Fast and Easy – Slices Perfect Rings in Seconds, Makes the Best Gift, Ergonomic Grip, Dishwasher Safe, Heavy Duty Thicker Blade, Premium Stainless Steel

"I LOVE PINEAPPLE, BUT I HATE PREPARING IT." So do we. We even stopped buying fresh pineapple. Until the all-in-one pineapple slicer / corer / cutter.

"IS IT HARD TO USE?" Can you turn a doorknob? Then you can use our super easy tool. No more butchering the fruit into chunks. (We want rings, not chunks!) Cut the off the leafy top, insert the slicer, and turn clockwise.

"I CAN'T EAT A WHOLE PINEAPPLE!" Cut one perfect ring with one turn, or as much as you want.

"I DON'T HAVE TIME." Do you have a minute? Less? We get it. You're busy. That's why you're shopping on Amazon. You don't want to spend time in the kitchen or behind the bar. You've been reading this listing longer than it will take you to peel, core, and slice an entire pineapple. Start enjoying that pina colada sooner!

"I HATE CLEANUP?" Push a button and the entire gadget comes apart for easy dishwasher clean up. And compact storage.

"THAT'S STILL TOO MUCH CLEANING." Then please buy our competitors' "disposable" products. Their reviews have a common theme: "worked great, until it broke." We worked with a dozen manufacturers to develop an upgraded design-a professional grade, heavy duty, durable tool. Our stainless-steel is more than 2X as thick as theirs.

"ANYTHING ELSE?" Yes, remember that pina colada? You can sip that out of the perfect pineapple shell our gadget leaves intact.

"THAT'S A LOT OF PINA COLADAS. WHAT IF I NEED TO CUT MORE PINEAPPLE?" No problem. The tool is lightning fast to use, and the heavy-duty blade is safe.

SATISFACTION? NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR US. We want perfect pineapple rings. We want professional quality. Why would we be satisfied with customer "satisfaction"? We want you to love your new pineapple slicer. We want you to be certain that anyone you give this to as a gift will love it too. Our 100% money back manufacturer's warranty and top-notch customer service guarantee that.

So put us to the test. Buy one (or 2, or 3) today.