Rock Bottom Girl: A Small Town Romantic Comedy

Rock Bottom Girl: A Small Town Romantic Comedy

â€œYou may be faking the relationship, but youâ€™re not faking the orgasms.â€

Downsized, broke, and dumped, 38-year-old Marley sneaks home to her childhood bedroom in the town she couldnâ€™t wait to escape twenty years ago. Not much has changed in Culpepper. The cool kids are still cool. Now they just own car dealerships and live in McMansions next door. Oh, and the whole town is still talking about that Homecoming she ruined her senior year.

Desperate for a new start, Marley accepts a temporary teaching position. Can the girl banned from all future Culpepper High Homecomings keep the losing-est girls soccer team in school history from killing each other and prevent carpal tunnel in a bunch of phone-clutching gym class students?

Maybe with the help of Jake Weston, high school bad boy turned sexy good guy. When the school rumor mill sends Marley to the principalâ€™s office to sign an ethics contract, the tattooed track coach, dog dad, and teacher of the year becomes her new fake boyfriend and alibiâ€”for a price. The Deal: Heâ€™ll teach her how to coach if she teaches him how to be in a relationship.

Who knew a fake boyfriend could deliver such real orgasms? But itâ€™s all temporary. The guy. The job. The team. Thereâ€™s too much history. Rock bottom canâ€™t turn into a foundation for happily ever after. Can it?

Warning: Story also includes a meet-puke, a bouffanted nemesis, a yard swan and donkey basketball, a teenage-orchestrated makeover, and a fake relationship that gets a little too real between the sheets.
Country USA
Manufacturer That's What She Said Publishing, Inc.
Binding Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate 2019-03-08
Format Kindle eBook

Country	USA
Manufacturer	That's What She Said Publishing, Inc.
Binding	Kindle Edition
ReleaseDate	2019-03-08
Format	Kindle eBook

Rock Bottom Girl: A Small Town Romantic Comedy

â€œYou may be faking the relationship, but youâ€™re not faking the orgasms.â€

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â€œYou may be faking the relationship, but youâ€™re not faking the orgasms.â€