Satanic bedtime stories is a collection of fables, each illustrating the practical applications of The Satanic Church's Nine Satanic Statements with fun characters. Join the young boy Damien as he learns that Satan can be your best friend. Fang, the wolf, on his journey to learn that humans are as wild and vicious as he. And finally, a practical spider named Lilith who comes to understand that revenge is more effective than turning the other cheek.