Spalding's Scary Shorts: A Humorous Horror Collection

Spalding's Scary Shorts: A Humorous Horror Collection

Four tales of humour and horror from Nick Spalding, the bestselling author of the smash hit comedies Fat Chance & Love... From Both Sides.

Feedback: A Vampire Story

Be careful who you write about.

Keating the vampire used to love the stories that humans would write about his species. They had endlessly amused him.
Madeline De Martine had changed all that though.
From terrifying, bloodthirsty creatures of the nightâ€¦ to maudlin, effeminate idiots obsessed with adolescent American girls, De Martineâ€™s blockbuster romances had irrevocably ruined the image of the vampire as far as Keating was concerned.
So tonight heâ€™s paying the multi-millionaire writer a visit to offer some constructive feedback, and show her the error of her waysâ€¦

Dogs Of War

Giving interactive gameplay a whole new meaning.

Disaster... Epic.Huge.Unmitigated.Disaster.
Zack Hamptonâ€™s beloved Gamestation console has just committed electronic suicide - right in the middle of a hectic multiplayer Dogs Of War game.
Where the hell is he supposed to find another one the week before Christmas? All the shops have sold out!
Imagine Zackâ€™s delight when he stumbles on a quaint Christmas shop, run by the enigmatic Mister Fixâ€¦ and discovers a unique â€˜special editionâ€™ Gamestation on sale for a bargain price. Following a very strange conversation with the old shopkeeper, Zack buys the console and rushes home to rejoin the online mayhem as quickly as possible.
This Gamestation is very special though, and Zack is about to take part in a game of Dogs Of War he is never going to forget.

I, Zombie

A story of the thinking dead.

'My name is Jim Monroe and I am a zombie. My natural life on this planet has ceased and I've been re-animated to stalk the world as a pale, grotesque imitation of my former self. I'm different from my undead brethren though... I'm a zombie with a brain. This is the short, shocking story of how I came to be this way.'

Spine Slaughter

When hedgehogs attack!

On a warm summer's day, the village of Wincing On Thames is attacked by the most unlikely of blood thirsty monsters.
Hoards of deadly hedgehogs are on the loose, with a taste for human flesh. Can hockey stick wielding Jason, Scab the punk and their friends survive the onslaught? And what turned these normally placid little animals into creatures from the darkest of nightmares?

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Reviews for Nick Spalding &Spalding's Scary Shorts:

'Spalding made headlines last year when Amazon revealed he was one of their best selling authors, selling over 400,000 copies on Kindle. It was obviously only a matter of time before someone snapped him up.' The Daily Mail.

'Spalding is literally a comedy genius.' Chick Lit Reviews & News

'Nick Spalding managed to make me laugh until my sides hurt and I had tears running down my face.' Shaz's Book Boudoir Blog

'Absolutely hilarious.' Fabulous Magazine, The Sun

'Downright hilarious.' Closer Magazine

'It is hysterically funny, with two out of the four stories reducing me to tears of laughter as I journeyed to work on the bus.' Amazon Top 1000 Reviewer

Country	USA
Author	Nick Spalding
Binding	Kindle Edition
Format	Kindle eBook
IsAdultProduct
Label	Racket Publishing
Manufacturer	Racket Publishing
NumberOfPages	163
PublicationDate	2013-09-03
Publisher	Racket Publishing
ReleaseDate	2013-09-03
Studio	Racket Publishing

Spalding's Scary Shorts: A Humorous Horror Collection

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