Spontaneous

Spontaneous

"Aaron Starmer skillfully welds sharp humor, deep loss, and roaring escapades. Truly the smartest and funniest book about spontaneous combustion you will ever read." â‚¬"John Green, #1 bestselling author of The Fault In Our Stars

With all the perfectly lovely young adult novels out there, you decided to check this one out? Itâ‚¬s got spontaneously combusting teenagers in it, dude. Not the slow burning type either. Weâ‚¬re talking the randomly exploding variety. Seniors in high school just walking along, heading to class, whistling BeyoncÂ©, whenâ‚¬"WA-BAM!â‚¬" theyâ‚¬re suddenly dripping off the lockers.
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Is that really something youâ‚¬re into?
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Confession: Iâ‚¬m actually kinda into that too. So, now that weâ‚¬ve established weâ‚¬re both thoroughly weird and, I assume, thoroughly open-minded, we can give it shot, right? Letâ‚¬s at least read the opening chapters of this bad-boy and see if it features some of the more intriguing elements such as...
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-Â Â Â Â Â Â Exploding teenagers (obviously).
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Hallucinogenic mushrooms.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Pyromaniacal boyfriends.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Triplet toddlers in powder blue suits.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Amur leopards and doomsday preppers.Â
-Â Â Â Â Â Â A foul-mouthed female POTUS.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Ashtanga yoga.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â ÂYoutube sensations.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Self-driving Priuses.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Rogue FBI agents.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Mad scientists.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Homecoming.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Spring break.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â Prom.
-Â Â Â Â Â Â And â‚¬Â¦ Jennifer Lawrence.
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Notice how I put Jennifer Lawrence last. Sheâ‚¬s in the book, so itâ‚¬s not cheating. And hey, if it takes Americaâ‚¬s most beloved movie star to sell this thing, then thatâ‚¬s what it takes.

So, in closing: Jennifer Lawrence.
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"Wildly inventive." â‚¬"Â Entertainment Weekly "Must List"

"ThisÂ comically surreal novel that will blow your mind.â‚¬Ââ‚¬"Â People Magazine

Ëœâ€¦Â "A blood-soaked, laugh-filled, tear-drenched,Â endlessly compellingÂ read."Â â‚¬"Â Kirkus, starred review

Ëœâ€¦Â "A wholly original YA tale of identity, friendship, love, lust, and gory, grisly death."Â â‚¬"Â SLJ, starred review

"Bursting with heartache and gore, Maraâ‚¬s narration appeals directly to readersâ‚¬
senses of horror and humor."Â â‚¬"Â Horn Book
Country USA
Brand Dutton Books for Young Readers
Manufacturer Dutton Books for Young Readers
Binding Hardcover
ItemPartNumber 9780525429746
Color Yellow
ReleaseDate 2016-08-23
UnitCount 1
EANs 9780525429746

Country	USA
Brand	Dutton Books for Young Readers
Manufacturer	Dutton Books for Young Readers
Binding	Hardcover
ItemPartNumber	9780525429746
Color	Yellow
ReleaseDate	2016-08-23
UnitCount	1
EANs	9780525429746

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